You know how people tell you that success
with women is just about "CONFIDENCE"?
The fact of the matter is, just hearing the words
"be confident" doesn’t help a guy when a gorgeous,
mouth-watering, smoking-hot woman is right in
front of him...
Just telling a guy to “be confident” doesn’t help
EXPLAIN how to actually get a gorgeous woman
from being a total stranger to being in your bed
“begging you for more” and screaming your name
out in ecstasy.
And just telling a man to “be confident” doesn’t
explain how to actually make a woman want
to be the greatest girlfriend in the world to you.
That's why I created my latest program, "Attracting The Ultra-Hotties: Raising Your Game On Attraction, Humor, Screening, And Deep Connections."
Attracting Women Is About A Lot MORE Than Just Having Confidence
Plus, even if a man DOES have confidence, there
is MORE to attracting a woman than just being
CONFIDENT. Mastering the conversation skills,
the skills of humor, of style, of HOW to physically
escalate, and of HOW to build a deep connection
all require SPECIFIC knowledge, training, and
insights.
These areas of success with women involve a lot
more than JUST “being confident”.
There is KNOW-HOW and there is IGNORANCE.
When the moment of truth arises, and that gorgeous
woman is right in front of you, just thinking "be confident"
is not enough.
Plus, even learning just how to truly UNLEASH the
FULL extreme of one’s confidence is ALSO a
skill in itself.
The ULTIMATE level of success with women comes
when you learn how to COMBINE all these different
skills.
A Real-Life Example Of A COMBINATION Of Attractive Skills
In just a few moments, I’m going to give you a REAL LIFE example of how to COMBINE confidence, wit, humor, and social intelligence when interacting with a bona fide HOTTIE.
This comes from a real life example where SNOOP
DOGG was teasing a beautiful woman who is an
actress and a comedian. Her name is Whitney
Cummings. By the way, I have no idea if Snoop
himself wrote what he said or if he had a writer,
but there is no denying that he delivered it perfectly.
Now, keep in mind, when it comes to interacting
with women, everything is about ADJUSTING to
the SITUATION and to the WOMAN you are with.
Why You Must "Raise The Bar" With The Hotties
So, in general, when dealing with women who are
SUPER HOT, and who are CONFIDENT, you
MUST RAISE THE BAR in terms of IMPACT.
Although it is true that for the really gorgeous women,
most men won’t even approach them, the fact also
is that these women, over the course of their lives,
have had just about EVERY TYPE OF "PICK UP"
attempt thrown their way.
They are DESENSITIZED to most approaches.
They have seen so many pathetic attempts at
FAKING confidence, that to really convey
confidence to a woman you have to go
BEYOND what you think is confidence.
So, right now, IMAGINE what a confident and
playful statement to a woman might be.
I’m here to tell you that if you are like most guys,
what you just imagined is NOT enough.
You have to take it UP by a THOUSAND notches.
Try to IMAGINE what MASSIVE CONFIDENCE
these super hot women feel in terms of their LOOKS.
If you can really imagine this, you will start to realize
that what is perceived as a PLAYFUL TEASE for these
women might NOT be fun for a less confident woman.
If you’re THE HULK, you need a little more of a
challenge than if you’re a "mere mortal" and
these SUPER HOTTIES are like HULKS when
it comes to their CONFIDENCE.
And the TRUTH is, that just TELLING A MAN
TO BE CONFIDENT, is not enough, because
most men have no CLUE what this level of
BALLS and CONFIDENCE actually is supposed
to SOUND LIKE and how to MANIFEST that
confidence through WORDS and through tonality.
The reason why it’s so tough to even FATHOM
how much CONFIDENCE these women have
is because unless a man EXPERIENCES what
life is like for these women, it’s very difficult to
just IMAGINE it.
That’s why I’m going to give you a real example.
I’m going to give you an idea of just HOW
confident these ULTRA HOTTIES really are,
and what kind of EQUAL CONFIDENCE you
must exert in order to be on the SAME emotional
WAVELENGTH that they are on.
Here Is The Detailed Example:
So here we go, this is a playful TEASE that
Snoop Dogg said to this gorgeous actress who
is ALSO a comedian:
“Whitney Cummings, look at your fine little skinny
ass sitting up there. I’ve rolled blunts fatter than you!
But you’ve been passed around a little bit more.”
Now, I must explain also that the EMPHASIS
ON THE RIGHT WORDS is of PARAMOUNT
significance if you are going to make the most
IMPACT.
The Analysis Part I: It's SEXUAL
Before I even say one more word, let's point out
the fact that this is SEXUAL humor, used in a
brilliant way.
If you can get a woman feeling COMFORTABLE
about sexual things to the point she is actually
LAUGHING about something DIRECTLY
sexual regarding HERSELF, you are ALREADY
well on the way to success.
Compare THAT to a guy who spends three
dates with a woman and is still trying to just
get the KISS!!!!!
So that's the first thing immediately to keep
in mind, which is using humor to break the
SEXUAL barrier ASAP.
This is a great way to ensure you stay OUT
of the "friends zone" and that you stay on her
mind in a very explicit, sexual, and enjoyable
way that she can't help but keep thinking about.
The Analysis Part II: The PAUSE
In the tease above, the emphasis was:
“Whitney Cummings.
(PAUSE).
By taking a PAUSE, he shows he is not in a RUSH
to just get the words over with.
He shows he KNOWS he has VALUE to his words.
He wants to make sure everyone is LISTENING.
Instead of saying verbally "I'm confident", he is
actually SHOWING it through his BEHAVIOR.
Plus, by taking a PAUSE after saying her name, he
builds up ANTICIPATION.
He gets her MORE EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED
in his statement.
This is what she’s wondering:
"What the HECK is he going to say about me?"
And getting her more involved takes MORE CONFIDENCE because it shows he feels that his message is going to totally WORK on her.
So just in that one move, he has shown confidence,
AND he has increased her emotional involvement
by building anticipation.
The Analysis Part III:
Adjusting The Tease For The Specific Woman, And COMBINING Emotions For Greater Impact
“Look at your fine little skinny ass up there”.
The bottom line is that being SLIM is something
that is more POSITIVE than negative, so this isn’t
mean.
It’s VERY IMPORTANT that your teases to a woman
are never MEAN-SPIRITED, otherwise you just come
across as a guy who is bitter and who is NOT cool
and who is not already “in demand” by women.
Yet, at the same time, he is STILL TEASING her
on being SUPER slim, as if to say she’s TOO slim,
by saying:
“I’ve rolled BLUNTS fatter than you!”
Upon hearing this, she is simultaneously SHOCKED
at the guts it takes to say this and she is also LAUGHING hysterically at the HUMOR at the SAME time.
COMBINING emotions makes for GREATER
EMOTIONAL IMPACT!
It’s not just true with humor, but actually is true
for ALL emotions. This is why great movies, by
the way, are very COMPLEX. The situation the
hero is in is often a COMBINATION of emotions,
including being exciting, dangerous, humorous,
passionate, intriguing, romantic, etc.
Music does this as well, i.e. the song lyrics
“I’ll KISS you when it’s DANGEROUS”, the
love, the lust, the danger, when mixed together,
makes each of those separate emotions feel even
MORE powerful than each emotion would feel
on its own.
Back to our example with Snoop, this is a great
example of combining shock from experiencing
this comment that takes GUTS to say, yet it is
also FUNNY as heck.
And of course, it’s obvious from her reaction that
she is this combination of IMPRESSED and she
LIKES it.
Remember, for the most part of her LIFE, she only
meets men that BORE HER TO SLEEP.
The Analysis Part IV:
The Humor Has It's Own LOGIC, Plus The
Humor Creates A Powerful IMAGE In Her Mind
But Snoop isn’t finished, he’s just warming up
with that one.
He goes on to FURTHER floor her with:
“BUT YOU’VE BEEN PASSED AROUND
A LITTLE BIT MORE!”
This is the kind of thing that you can ONLY
get away with because it’s a COMBINATION
of being CLEARLY UNTRUE (so it’s not mean)
yet also insanely FUNNY because it’s such an easy
INSTINCT to THINK that she is that type because
of the fact she is not only super hot but also a
comedian who jokes about sex all the time.
Plus, the obvious connection to a blunt that is
“passed around” is a potential for humor that is
BEGGING to be expressed. It also creates a
VISUAL of her being just an object like a blunt,
and the joke is that she is viewed and used in a
similar way for similar purposes of sheer pleasure,
which, in a crazy way, is STILL to some extent
an actual COMPLIMENT, because it means she
is DESIRABLE.
This is POWERFUL stuff all crammed into a
BRIEF couple of sentences of humor!
The Analysis Part V:
The Humor Is UNPREDICTABLE, And Yet It
All Makes PERFECT SENSE In Its Own Way
Then, he goes for the close with:
“But right now, things are popping for Whitney y’all.
Everybody in HOLLYWOOD is talking about her,
and they’re all saying the same thing:
I think that b*&^% gave me HERPES!”
And to this, he has delivered the KNOCKOUT,
she is almost hysterical with laughter, not in
SPITE of, but BECAUSE of the fact he is busting
on her BIG time.
Again, NOT ONLY does this take GUTS to say,
but it also takes SKILL to come up with this.
First, Snoop takes the comment in one direction,
saying all these NICE things about her, i.e. that
she’s popular, that everyone is talking about her,
and THEN he says something that we DON’T
expect. It’s the complete OPPOSITE direction
when he says that the thing they’re all saying is:
“I think that b*&^% gave me HERPES!”
To be specific, the reason this works so well,
is because it MIXES five things together:
ONE:
The Truth
He says the truth, that she is super popular.
So we find ourselves believing and our
minds ACCEPTING what he says.
TWO:
He Says What Is NOT Predictable
When he says, "I think that b*&^% gave me HERPES!"
there is no way for her to see that comment coming,
so it takes her by surprise.
Most women are totally DESENSITIZED by all the
things that most men say to them again and again
a billion times a day.
The key is to say something women are NOT expecting,
that is still PLAYFUL and not MEAN, but is also
CHALLENGING at the same time.
THREE:
The “Twist” At The End Is Not Just A Surprise,
It’s Actually The PERFECT Conclusion To The
PREVIOUS Line He Said To Her!
The best 'twist' with humor almost always obeys the
following rule:
It's not only a "surprise", but it's a surprise which makes
PERFECT SENSE from the humor perspective.
So the humor doesn't feel forced, it feels like a perfect fit.
It's the PERFECT Conclusion To The PREVIOUS
Line That Was Said, Even Though It Was NOT
What She Expected!
His final line, even though at first it seems to go
completely in the OPPOSITE direction to what he
said before, ends up still being PERFECTLY
CONSISTENT with what he first said before.
In other words, everyone IS talking about her,
her name IS popping up all over Hollywood,
it’s just NOT in a GOOD WAY!
FOUR:
He Creates A Powerful Visual
It’s also FUNNY because theoretically
this is the kind of thing that CAN happen in
real life, but more importantly the VISUAL
of all these guys who got SCREWED by her
and are now paying for it, but who at least
are also all finding comfort in sharing
their misery with each other.
You can picture a bunch of guys at a bar all
sharing their misery about her.
FIVE:
It’s Never MEAN, Because It Is Perfectly
Customized For A Woman Of HER Looks
And HER Wit, And HER Confidence
We also realize that this whole story
is actually NOT the truth, that she did not
give anyone herpes or anything, which makes
the whole thing FUNNY and not MEAN.
It’s OBVIOUS that it is a JOKE, but it’s
a joke that still takes GUTS.
Plus, most importantly, she is a woman who
is HOT and WITTY and who is likely to
ENJOY this kind of communication.
SIX:
It Takes INTELLIGENT Risks
Saying this tease STILL required an
element of RISK, it still took GUTS, and
COURAGEOUS jokes are always funnier
than jokes that take ZERO risks, jokes that
are totally purely safe and anti-septic.
Part of what MAKES a woman react so strongly
to the joke is that it TOOK courage and balls
to say it. Just remember that it’s not ONLY
about the guts, it’s ALSO about the WIT
and everything else I explained above.
The key with humor is to take INTELLIGENT
risks and to use STRATEGY as outlined above.
By the way, this is just 1% of what you will learn
in this program that is JAM-PACKED with pure
gold on attracting women. In fact, it’s only one
small part of ONE section on HUMOR.
This program ALSO goes into TONS of OTHER vital skills for ensuring success in getting the most fantastic women, skills that have nothing to do with humor, as you will see below.
Here Is ANOTHER Sample On Mastering Humor From The Program:
Before going on, allow me to give ONE more example and analysis regarding HUMOR with women:
At the same event, Seth MacFarlane also demonstrated
super wit, teasing Whitney as well with the following
comment:
“She’s got the body of a crack whore, BUT
she’s got the razor sharp wit of a crack whore.”
So, again, he FIRST says something that is mostly a
compliment, as being SLIM is mostly a COMPLIMENT
in our society, especially with women, and he also
uses the PAUSE to build anticipation when he says
the word “BUT”.
So again, we have the confidence and the use of
anticipation.
The next thing, after his pause, is PERFECT calibration
considering she IS INDEED VERY ATTRACTIVE:
“But she’s got the razor sharp WIT of a crack whore!”
So it’s PERFECT symmetry, it’s consistent, it’s NOT WHAT WE EXPECT, so we DON’T SEE IT COMING which is what makes it more powerful as a SURPRISE.
And yet, even though it’s a SURPRISE, we
TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THE HUMOR.
And, because she is in fact CONFIDENT about her
looks and is sharp and witty herself, like most
hot women, there is no big dumb risk of the
comments HURTING her feelings, because
she KNOWS those things said about her are
NOT TRUE!!!
These particular skills with attracting women
include SOCIAL INTELLIGENCE, so that you
can quickly UNDERSTAND what level of confidence
and self-esteem a woman is at so that you can make
things EXCITING and challenging for her without
HURTING her feelings.
In this special, jam-packed 1-hour audio program, I go into this topic FAR MORE with greater detail and explanation and more examples of how to actually MASTER these skills that make women for you.
Just this part of the program ALONE is worth
ten times the cost of the ENTIRE program.
But there’s MORE, and I mean WAY MORE
to this program as well, as you will see below...
Like ALL my programs, this program is PURE content.
Absolutely no “filler”.
Absolutely no gimmicks.
This audio program is over one hour long, and is PACKED with hard-hitting, CONCRETE STRATEGIES that you can put to use EASILY and IMMEDIATELY to attract women
you see ANYWHERE.
Instead of just having a vague idea of "be confident", you will actually learn the SKILLS to get her MELTING for you.
This program is NOT a rehash of my other programs, it contains TONS and TONS of ALL-NEW material.
Here are just SOME of the OTHER crucial strategies, insights, and concepts for attracting fantastic women that you will learn from this important audio program:
The EFFECTIVE Way To "Make Something Happen"
Most men are trying to “make something happen”
when they see a woman they want to meet. Ironically,
this is the WORST strategy to take, because it puts
far too much pressure on yourself and ruins your
vibe.
I’ll show you a FAR MORE POWERFUL alternative
that allows you to succeed with something as CASUAL
as, “How are you doing?”
At the same time, this program will show you
MORE SOPHISTICATED ways of capturing
a woman’s interest, but by having this super
easy “back-up” plan in your mind, you will
NEVER miss out another opportunity to
meet any woman you see.
New Strategies For Humor That Swallow Women Up Into Your World And Keep Them Chasing You
I’ll also show you TONS of new powerful insights
for using HUMOR with women in a way that
SWALLOWS WOMEN UP into your “vibe” and
makes them want to STAY in your presence.
What you’ve read about humor in this column
barely scratches the SURFACE of what you
will learn in the actual PROGRAM itself.
What’s especially great about this style of humor
is that you are not only getting a woman laughing,
but you are also simultaneously SHOWING your
POWER, your WIT, and your absolute TOTAL
confidence.
Remember, in this program, I don’t “tell you” to be
confident or intriguing or humorous or witty or
anything else. Instead, I actually SHOW YOU
HOW TO CONVEY ALL THESE TRAITS
TO WOMEN.
I need to repeat something: When humor is used
PROPERLY with women, it’s not just effective
for rapport and for starting conversations. It
ALSO is actually massively effective for
ATTRACTING a woman in the most powerful
and primal way, because it SHOWS POWER,
WIT, INTELLIGENCE, and much MORE.
How To Avoid "Messing Up" When It Comes To Humor
I’ll also show you how to AVOID the mistakes
that most men make when it comes to humor,
because there’s nothing worse than a guy who
is TRYING to be funny but is just coming across
as LAME.
How To Use Humor To "Neutralize" Jerks
Plus, I’ll even show you how to use HUMOR to
effectively NEUTRALIZE anyone who ever tries
to be NASTY to you with a MEAN joke.
This one strategy ALONE is something that is
worth the entire cost of this program, and it
also will convey your own power and social
intelligence, AND it will simultaneously
attract women as they see you so smoothly
handle jerks in this strategic way.
New, Ultra-Effective Strategies On Quickly SCREENING Women Properly And On Detecting A Woman's Values And Personality
One of the BIGGEST things that I also focus
on here at “Get A Great Girl” is how to actually
"SCREEN" women for quality, by learning how
to detect a woman's values and personality traits
as quickly as possible so you don’t waste time
on the wrong women.
Well, in this program, you’re going to learn
my most powerful new strategies for "screening"
women and for detecting a woman’s character,
personality, and values, and how to do this QUICKLY.
Conversation Topics That Are "Ultra-Juicy And Addictive To Women"
In this program, you are ALSO going to get a
some of my favorite “ULTRA-JUICY” topics that
you can use for opening up conversations with
women.
WARNING: These “ultra-juicy” topics are so
COMPELLING to women that you may find women
WON’T STOP TALKING once you get them started
on these topics!
Building A Deep Connection With A Woman
These topics are not only the perfect “chick bait”
but they also will allow you the perfect chance to use
these SAME topics to actually BUILD a deep connection!
These topics work GREAT as playful conversation
STARTERS and yet their very nature ALSO is extremely
conducive for leading into more meaningful conversation
that allows you to build a DEEP CONNECTION with
any woman.
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be LOYAL or who is likely to BETRAY and be
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with women is just about "CONFIDENCE"?
The fact of the matter is, just hearing the words
"be confident" doesn’t help a guy when a gorgeous,
mouth-watering, smoking-hot woman is right in
front of him...
Just telling a guy to “be confident” doesn’t help
EXPLAIN how to actually get a gorgeous woman
from being a total stranger to being in your bed
“begging you for more” and screaming your name
out in ecstasy.
And just telling a man to “be confident” doesn’t
explain how to actually make a woman want
to be the greatest girlfriend in the world to you.
That's why I created my latest program, "Attracting The Ultra-Hotties: Raising Your Game On Attraction, Humor, Screening, And Deep Connections."
Attracting Women Is About A Lot MORE Than Just Having Confidence
Plus, even if a man DOES have confidence, there
is MORE to attracting a woman than just being
CONFIDENT. Mastering the conversation skills,
the skills of humor, of style, of HOW to physically
escalate, and of HOW to build a deep connection
all require SPECIFIC knowledge, training, and
insights.
These areas of success with women involve a lot
more than JUST “being confident”.
There is KNOW-HOW and there is IGNORANCE.
When the moment of truth arises, and that gorgeous
woman is right in front of you, just thinking "be confident"
is not enough.
Plus, even learning just how to truly UNLEASH the
FULL extreme of one’s confidence is ALSO a
skill in itself.
The ULTIMATE level of success with women comes
when you learn how to COMBINE all these different
skills.
A Real-Life Example Of A COMBINATION Of Attractive Skills
In just a few moments, I’m going to give you a REAL LIFE example of how to COMBINE confidence, wit, humor, and social intelligence when interacting with a bona fide HOTTIE.
This comes from a real life example where SNOOP
DOGG was teasing a beautiful woman who is an
actress and a comedian. Her name is Whitney
Cummings. By the way, I have no idea if Snoop
himself wrote what he said or if he had a writer,
but there is no denying that he delivered it perfectly.
Now, keep in mind, when it comes to interacting
with women, everything is about ADJUSTING to
the SITUATION and to the WOMAN you are with.
Why You Must "Raise The Bar" With The Hotties
So, in general, when dealing with women who are
SUPER HOT, and who are CONFIDENT, you
MUST RAISE THE BAR in terms of IMPACT.
Although it is true that for the really gorgeous women,
most men won’t even approach them, the fact also
is that these women, over the course of their lives,
have had just about EVERY TYPE OF "PICK UP"
attempt thrown their way.
They are DESENSITIZED to most approaches.
They have seen so many pathetic attempts at
FAKING confidence, that to really convey
confidence to a woman you have to go
BEYOND what you think is confidence.
So, right now, IMAGINE what a confident and
playful statement to a woman might be.
I’m here to tell you that if you are like most guys,
what you just imagined is NOT enough.
You have to take it UP by a THOUSAND notches.
Try to IMAGINE what MASSIVE CONFIDENCE
these super hot women feel in terms of their LOOKS.
If you can really imagine this, you will start to realize
that what is perceived as a PLAYFUL TEASE for these
women might NOT be fun for a less confident woman.
If you’re THE HULK, you need a little more of a
challenge than if you’re a "mere mortal" and
these SUPER HOTTIES are like HULKS when
it comes to their CONFIDENCE.
And the TRUTH is, that just TELLING A MAN
TO BE CONFIDENT, is not enough, because
most men have no CLUE what this level of
BALLS and CONFIDENCE actually is supposed
to SOUND LIKE and how to MANIFEST that
confidence through WORDS and through tonality.
The reason why it’s so tough to even FATHOM
how much CONFIDENCE these women have
is because unless a man EXPERIENCES what
life is like for these women, it’s very difficult to
just IMAGINE it.
That’s why I’m going to give you a real example.
I’m going to give you an idea of just HOW
confident these ULTRA HOTTIES really are,
and what kind of EQUAL CONFIDENCE you
must exert in order to be on the SAME emotional
WAVELENGTH that they are on.
Here Is The Detailed Example:
So here we go, this is a playful TEASE that
Snoop Dogg said to this gorgeous actress who
is ALSO a comedian:
“Whitney Cummings, look at your fine little skinny
ass sitting up there. I’ve rolled blunts fatter than you!
But you’ve been passed around a little bit more.”
Now, I must explain also that the EMPHASIS
ON THE RIGHT WORDS is of PARAMOUNT
significance if you are going to make the most
IMPACT.
The Analysis Part I: It's SEXUAL
Before I even say one more word, let's point out
the fact that this is SEXUAL humor, used in a
brilliant way.
If you can get a woman feeling COMFORTABLE
about sexual things to the point she is actually
LAUGHING about something DIRECTLY
sexual regarding HERSELF, you are ALREADY
well on the way to success.
Compare THAT to a guy who spends three
dates with a woman and is still trying to just
get the KISS!!!!!
So that's the first thing immediately to keep
in mind, which is using humor to break the
SEXUAL barrier ASAP.
This is a great way to ensure you stay OUT
of the "friends zone" and that you stay on her
mind in a very explicit, sexual, and enjoyable
way that she can't help but keep thinking about.
The Analysis Part II: The PAUSE
In the tease above, the emphasis was:
“Whitney Cummings.
(PAUSE).
By taking a PAUSE, he shows he is not in a RUSH
to just get the words over with.
He shows he KNOWS he has VALUE to his words.
He wants to make sure everyone is LISTENING.
Instead of saying verbally "I'm confident", he is
actually SHOWING it through his BEHAVIOR.
Plus, by taking a PAUSE after saying her name, he
builds up ANTICIPATION.
He gets her MORE EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED
in his statement.
This is what she’s wondering:
"What the HECK is he going to say about me?"
And getting her more involved takes MORE CONFIDENCE because it shows he feels that his message is going to totally WORK on her.
So just in that one move, he has shown confidence,
AND he has increased her emotional involvement
by building anticipation.
The Analysis Part III:
Adjusting The Tease For The Specific Woman, And COMBINING Emotions For Greater Impact
“Look at your fine little skinny ass up there”.
The bottom line is that being SLIM is something
that is more POSITIVE than negative, so this isn’t
mean.
It’s VERY IMPORTANT that your teases to a woman
are never MEAN-SPIRITED, otherwise you just come
across as a guy who is bitter and who is NOT cool
and who is not already “in demand” by women.
Yet, at the same time, he is STILL TEASING her
on being SUPER slim, as if to say she’s TOO slim,
by saying:
“I’ve rolled BLUNTS fatter than you!”
Upon hearing this, she is simultaneously SHOCKED
at the guts it takes to say this and she is also LAUGHING hysterically at the HUMOR at the SAME time.
COMBINING emotions makes for GREATER
EMOTIONAL IMPACT!
It’s not just true with humor, but actually is true
for ALL emotions. This is why great movies, by
the way, are very COMPLEX. The situation the
hero is in is often a COMBINATION of emotions,
including being exciting, dangerous, humorous,
passionate, intriguing, romantic, etc.
Music does this as well, i.e. the song lyrics
“I’ll KISS you when it’s DANGEROUS”, the
love, the lust, the danger, when mixed together,
makes each of those separate emotions feel even
MORE powerful than each emotion would feel
on its own.
Back to our example with Snoop, this is a great
example of combining shock from experiencing
this comment that takes GUTS to say, yet it is
also FUNNY as heck.
And of course, it’s obvious from her reaction that
she is this combination of IMPRESSED and she
LIKES it.
Remember, for the most part of her LIFE, she only
meets men that BORE HER TO SLEEP.
The Analysis Part IV:
The Humor Has It's Own LOGIC, Plus The
Humor Creates A Powerful IMAGE In Her Mind
But Snoop isn’t finished, he’s just warming up
with that one.
He goes on to FURTHER floor her with:
“BUT YOU’VE BEEN PASSED AROUND
A LITTLE BIT MORE!”
This is the kind of thing that you can ONLY
get away with because it’s a COMBINATION
of being CLEARLY UNTRUE (so it’s not mean)
yet also insanely FUNNY because it’s such an easy
INSTINCT to THINK that she is that type because
of the fact she is not only super hot but also a
comedian who jokes about sex all the time.
Plus, the obvious connection to a blunt that is
“passed around” is a potential for humor that is
BEGGING to be expressed. It also creates a
VISUAL of her being just an object like a blunt,
and the joke is that she is viewed and used in a
similar way for similar purposes of sheer pleasure,
which, in a crazy way, is STILL to some extent
an actual COMPLIMENT, because it means she
is DESIRABLE.
This is POWERFUL stuff all crammed into a
BRIEF couple of sentences of humor!
The Analysis Part V:
The Humor Is UNPREDICTABLE, And Yet It
All Makes PERFECT SENSE In Its Own Way
Then, he goes for the close with:
“But right now, things are popping for Whitney y’all.
Everybody in HOLLYWOOD is talking about her,
and they’re all saying the same thing:
I think that b*&^% gave me HERPES!”
And to this, he has delivered the KNOCKOUT,
she is almost hysterical with laughter, not in
SPITE of, but BECAUSE of the fact he is busting
on her BIG time.
Again, NOT ONLY does this take GUTS to say,
but it also takes SKILL to come up with this.
First, Snoop takes the comment in one direction,
saying all these NICE things about her, i.e. that
she’s popular, that everyone is talking about her,
and THEN he says something that we DON’T
expect. It’s the complete OPPOSITE direction
when he says that the thing they’re all saying is:
“I think that b*&^% gave me HERPES!”
To be specific, the reason this works so well,
is because it MIXES five things together:
ONE:
The Truth
He says the truth, that she is super popular.
So we find ourselves believing and our
minds ACCEPTING what he says.
TWO:
He Says What Is NOT Predictable
When he says, "I think that b*&^% gave me HERPES!"
there is no way for her to see that comment coming,
so it takes her by surprise.
Most women are totally DESENSITIZED by all the
things that most men say to them again and again
a billion times a day.
The key is to say something women are NOT expecting,
that is still PLAYFUL and not MEAN, but is also
CHALLENGING at the same time.
THREE:
The “Twist” At The End Is Not Just A Surprise,
It’s Actually The PERFECT Conclusion To The
PREVIOUS Line He Said To Her!
The best 'twist' with humor almost always obeys the
following rule:
It's not only a "surprise", but it's a surprise which makes
PERFECT SENSE from the humor perspective.
So the humor doesn't feel forced, it feels like a perfect fit.
It's the PERFECT Conclusion To The PREVIOUS
Line That Was Said, Even Though It Was NOT
What She Expected!
His final line, even though at first it seems to go
completely in the OPPOSITE direction to what he
said before, ends up still being PERFECTLY
CONSISTENT with what he first said before.
In other words, everyone IS talking about her,
her name IS popping up all over Hollywood,
it’s just NOT in a GOOD WAY!
FOUR:
He Creates A Powerful Visual
It’s also FUNNY because theoretically
this is the kind of thing that CAN happen in
real life, but more importantly the VISUAL
of all these guys who got SCREWED by her
and are now paying for it, but who at least
are also all finding comfort in sharing
their misery with each other.
You can picture a bunch of guys at a bar all
sharing their misery about her.
FIVE:
It’s Never MEAN, Because It Is Perfectly
Customized For A Woman Of HER Looks
And HER Wit, And HER Confidence
We also realize that this whole story
is actually NOT the truth, that she did not
give anyone herpes or anything, which makes
the whole thing FUNNY and not MEAN.
It’s OBVIOUS that it is a JOKE, but it’s
a joke that still takes GUTS.
Plus, most importantly, she is a woman who
is HOT and WITTY and who is likely to
ENJOY this kind of communication.
SIX:
It Takes INTELLIGENT Risks
Saying this tease STILL required an
element of RISK, it still took GUTS, and
COURAGEOUS jokes are always funnier
than jokes that take ZERO risks, jokes that
are totally purely safe and anti-septic.
Part of what MAKES a woman react so strongly
to the joke is that it TOOK courage and balls
to say it. Just remember that it’s not ONLY
about the guts, it’s ALSO about the WIT
and everything else I explained above.
The key with humor is to take INTELLIGENT
risks and to use STRATEGY as outlined above.
By the way, this is just 1% of what you will learn
in this program that is JAM-PACKED with pure
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This program ALSO goes into TONS of OTHER vital skills for ensuring success in getting the most fantastic women, skills that have nothing to do with humor, as you will see below.
Here Is ANOTHER Sample On Mastering Humor From The Program:
Before going on, allow me to give ONE more example and analysis regarding HUMOR with women:
At the same event, Seth MacFarlane also demonstrated
super wit, teasing Whitney as well with the following
comment:
“She’s got the body of a crack whore, BUT
she’s got the razor sharp wit of a crack whore.”
So, again, he FIRST says something that is mostly a
compliment, as being SLIM is mostly a COMPLIMENT
in our society, especially with women, and he also
uses the PAUSE to build anticipation when he says
the word “BUT”.
So again, we have the confidence and the use of
anticipation.
The next thing, after his pause, is PERFECT calibration
considering she IS INDEED VERY ATTRACTIVE:
“But she’s got the razor sharp WIT of a crack whore!”
So it’s PERFECT symmetry, it’s consistent, it’s NOT WHAT WE EXPECT, so we DON’T SEE IT COMING which is what makes it more powerful as a SURPRISE.
And yet, even though it’s a SURPRISE, we
TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THE HUMOR.
And, because she is in fact CONFIDENT about her
looks and is sharp and witty herself, like most
hot women, there is no big dumb risk of the
comments HURTING her feelings, because
she KNOWS those things said about her are
NOT TRUE!!!
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How To Avoid "Messing Up" When It Comes To Humor
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How To Use Humor To "Neutralize" Jerks
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