How To Use Humor To Succeed With Women

In a world of confusion and lies, I would
like to spread some TRUTH when it comes
to attracting women.  I’m on a break right
now, so I only have a few minutes before
I have to get back to the real thing, so
this is going to be “short and sweet” today.

Have you ever heard women say they like
a guy who is FUNNY?

This is one of those things you have to be
careful of, because there are plenty of guys
who are funny that don’t seem to get the
women, but then again there are other
guys who are funny who seem to get
incredible women. 

So allow me to explain what is going on.

Humor can be used to convey different things.

For example, it can be used to convey
CONFIDENCE.

If a woman asks you about where you live,
or what you do, and you can tell she is asking
it just to make conversation and not because
it really is a serious question, or if you can
tell how most guys try so hard to qualify
themselves and try to impress women
with their answers, you can instead say
something like:

“I live in a cardboard box and I am very
ambitious, as I plan to move into a huge
cardboard box as soon as I get one from
someone throwing out their cardboard box for
a big-screen TV.”

So you are being funny and you are simultaneously
showing you don’t feel a need to qualify yourself,
so you are showing confidence.

At the same time, humor of ANY sort can be
powerful when you are trying to break through
the barriers of being a TOTAL STRANGER when
you see a woman out in public somewhere that
you would like to meet.

If you can get a woman LAUGHING, you
OVER-RIDE the part of her brain that plays
the TOO-CAUTIOUS role and in general works
to shut DOWN the guys who approach her.

But since you got her LAUGHING, she
can’t help but feel DIFFERENTLY and
feel more POSITIVE about this whole
situation.

So humor does not always have to be about
ATTRACTION or even CONFIDENCE in
order to be of MASSIVE VALUE when
meeting and approaching women, especially
women who are total strangers.

With all the stories on the news regarding
psychos, it sure helps if you can get a woman
RELAXED when you are approaching her.

Studies have shown that it is hard to NOT LIKE
someone who had just made you laugh three times.

A lot of men worry about coming across in some
creepy  way to women.  Well, one SIMPLE answer
to this problem is to get her laughing, because if
she is laughing, she SIMPLY CANNOT HELP
BUT FEEL MORE POSITIVE ABOUT YOU.

So now, at that point, you can NOW unleash
ALL of your skills that you have learned on
attracting women, because she is now OPEN
to the DISCUSSION with you. 

So humor can OPEN THE DOORS for you
to allow you to work your magic.

By the way, there's one last element
regarding humor that I didn't mention
here, that is in a way the most
IMPORTANT of all, and it is something
that just about all women realize:

Powerful humor also conveys INTELLIGENCE.

So, in a world where so many men seem to
only be able to whistle cat-calls at women,
and who seem to only have the one-dimension
of being interested in the physical, it
is EXTREMELY POWERFUL to be able to CONVEY
to women that in addition to having a
PHYSICAL INTEREST IN HER (which she
already knows if she is attractive),
you also have OTHER ELEMENTS TO YOUR PERSONALITY,
including INTELLIGENCE.

Intelligence is one of those things that
you don't want to convey in a dry CEREBRAL
way, but rather in a JUICY EMOTIONAL WAY.

And powerful humor allows you to do
exactly that- it PROVES your intelligence
and it does it without sounding BORING
and without sounding as if you are insecure
and have to explain it directly.

INDIRECT and EMOTIONAL is the way to
CONVEY what you want to convey, and
HUMOR conveys intelligence in an
INDIRECT and EMOTIONAL way.

And if you would like to learn MORE about
humor, I suggest you check out a special
audio program I conducted with a man who
I personally met several times, and who I
can verify is fantastic with women and who
even once served as a guest instructor and
speaker at one of my bootcamps.

He had no real experience with women until
he was 26 years old, and then he decided to
change everything around for himself when it
came to women.  He learned it all from scratch,
and his story is even described in a best-selling
book.

One of the big things about this man is that he
also happens to be INCREDIBLY FUNNY.

In fact, just about everything regarding his style
with attracting women involves humor.  

I got a chance to conduct a special interview with
him where all we did was focus on one topic, and
that topic is HUMOR.

I HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU LISTEN TO THIS PROGRAM.

It is very rare to get a chance to get “into the mind”
of a guy like this, who really “gets it” when it comes
to humor.

Download this special program IMMEDIATELY and
you can be using it in just MINUTES from now.

It’s at:

http://www.getagreatgirl.com/confident-humor.html

Till next time,

Michael Marks

How To Prepare For Ultimate Success When Approaching Women

Today I want to share with you a super EASY and
yet super EFFECTIVE strategy for improving your
success when it comes to approaching women
ANYWHERE.

The key is to do what I am about to say LONG BEFORE
the moment of opportunity arises, so that you don’t have
to start THINKING and the strategy can then go into
effect almost instinctively since you put the work in
long before.  In other words, you will be prepared for
when that gorgeous beauty appears.

You can do this at night so that you are ready for
approaching women the next day.

What you should do is VISUALIZE in your mind a
situation where you may realistically find a woman
you’d like to chat to.  Choose one specific location
that has a high chance of you finding a woman there,
and that has some opportunity for conversation.

So it could be some kind of local market, it could be
a bookstore, it could be a coffee shop, it could be
some fun event, etc, etc. Choose one and make it
as specific as possible. 

Making it as specific as possible helps take 
out the UNKNOWN factors, so that you are 
as truly prepared psychologically as possible
for when the real event occurs, since none of 
it will be shocking because you already  
pictured it all.

Then, think about EVERYTHING you might say
to her as an opening to the conversation, whether
it’s a comment on something she is doing or on
the situation she is in, or even a comment that
is intriguing or playful about something UPBEAT
or fun that is in the news.

DECIDE on what it will be, make it SPECIFIC.

Now, visualize her REACTION, think about all
the different things she MIGHT say.  Remember
that most women are in fact VERY social and
are NOT mean-spirited, even if she does feel
the need to test whether you are serious or not.

And think about all the DETAILS now, including
how you are FEELING. Often, just PICTURING
all this is enough to get your heart racing, and
that’s OKAY.  The idea is to experience it all
BEFORE it happens, so that you will NOT be
overwhelmed when indeed the REAL approach happens.

Picture how you might react to what SHE says
back to you, and what you might say in return.

It doesn’t MATTER if what you PICTURE ends
up being DIFFERENT from what actually happens,
whether what you pictured is different from what
she says or from what you say. 

The more work you do beforehand, the less
work it will be later.  Again, this is
not just about "what to say" but rather
it also about going through all the
EMOTIONS you may experience.

The more vivid the picture you create in
your mind beforehand, the more you will
GENUINELY experience the emotions.

So remember to also picture what she might
LOOK like, what she might be WEARING,
and remember what the details of the
environment around you might be, and
what it might sound like.  For example,
there might be the sound of a crowded
bus or train or cafe humming with activity
and people chatting in the background.

Be READY for all this. 

The real key here is to both prepare yourself
psychologically  as well as technically in
terms of having SOMETHING in mind that you
can work with as the theme for your conversation
with her.

Also, THINK about how you might incorporate
some of the powerful things you learn from my
material.  For example, SLOWING down your
pace of delivering the words. Focusing on
LISTENING to the real meaning behind her
words, so you can give a powerful response.
Starting casually, and building to a deeper
connection. 

Remembering also that humor requires a bit
of risk-taking, but it should be INTELLIGENT
risk-taking.  LEADING the interaction and not
expecting the woman to be the one to ask for
your number, and not expecting the woman to
be the one to suggest you continue the conversation
over a coffee, remember it has to be YOU leading
the INITIAL "courtship" between you and a woman.

These are just SOME of the important things
that you might keep in MIND as you mentally
PREPARE long before the actual moment
of opportunity arises.

It’s also important, that if you are anxious that
things might somehow go "WRONG" (I put
wrong in quotes, because there is no wrong,
in the same way a sports athlete is not "wrong"
if he doesn’t score a goal, he is only "wrong" if
he doesn’t play his best) you should actually
EXPERIENCE the anxiety BEFOREHAND.

Picture it ALL. If you fear that you might panic,
get that panicky feeling NOW rather than later.
Soak in that feeling again and again and again,
picturing it all, till you burn up all the panic
energy you got inside of you and you start
to feel calm again.

The key to success with women is not to leave
it all up to LUCK.  Instead, you must be prepared
from long BEFOREHAND. 

What you have just read is POWERFUL advice,
and yet it barely scratches the SURFACE of
all the incredible strategies you will find in my
programs.

As you can see from this newsletter, the MIND
is the most POWERFUL resource you have for
skyrocketing your success with women.  Most
men NEVER learn how to best USE their mind,
so instead of using their mind, their mind instead
controls THEM and takes over, and often
SABOTAGES their results with women.

Become the master of your MIND in all the
ways that apply to attracting women, or your
mind will control YOU.

Unless a man understands that, he is destined
to suffer infinitely. If he does NOT understand
this, it doesn't even matter if he HAS a harem
of women, eventually he will LOSE them all, and
not only this, he will drop to the depths of the
abyss when it comes to loneliness, neediness, and
desperation.     

If you can fully appreciate the GRAVITY of
these words, I seriously suggest you get my
most powerful program on this topic of how
to ensure your MIND is programmed
for success with women.

The program is called WARRIOR WITHIN because
it's about developing your self WITHIN for
success with women.

This program is especially important for attracting
a woman long-term, because there is no way to
FAKE the right behaviors with a woman long-term.
Instead, you have to really BE "THE MAN" on
this deepest level. A quality woman is searching
out your personality for this from the first
instant she meets you. She’s going to be looking
for the things you will learn in this program.

It’s at:

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Till next time,

Michael Marks